How do you get a crabby umpkins to stop screaming his lungs out?

Yup. You give him a Blackberry.

we skipped homecoming to peal the pore strips from our nostrils.

and she eats nutella

she's amazing.

her photographs will take your breath away.

her mix tapes can put to shame a soundtrack.

her nails are always covered with paint.

she's ok with you spilling your glass of orange juice on your lap

and she wont turn down a good live show

her kitty has the most unique name, and is always over fed.

she'll notice which sentences don't have punctuation

living out of a suitcase, she loves the ocean

she's been to egypt and longs to live in toronto

a sparrow covers to left foot

and she eats nutella.

"Hope is the feeling that the feeling you have isn't permanent." -Jean Kerr

when choosing a roommate, accessories are always a plus.

Car troubles x a hundred
Domestic disturbance
Being failed a month before commencement
Work, per usual. Per insanity.
If you cant say something nice, don’t say anything at all…
So all I’ll say,
Is…

Kitten kisses and puppy breath. Wet grass, sandy beaches, the sound of the waves, the smell of lemonade, granite, pop rock identification.
Sleeping in, sleeping around.
A week without shaving. Pancakes. Chocolate chip pancakes. Strawberries atop. Puppy dreams. Champagne. Toasts. Music. Music. Music.
Fresh breath. The smell of a new book. Tulips. Iphone. Blue eyes. Brown. Cupcakes. Originality. Fresh sheets. A warm bath. Bubbles and suds. Paint. Tiny toes. Cupcakes. Sunlight. Rainy days. Friendships.
And the beat goes on…

frosting, dyson, new socks, warm towels, fur, melodies. n.e.o.n.

tsunami

there was a tsunami today. earthquake in Chile caused waves throughout the west us coast and Hawaii. we were evacuated from the beach. that didn't stop us. we traveled further. the shore regressed. maybe 12-24 feet. it was monumental. we ignored God's lighting and thunderous warnings. dory told me we all have a ticket, and when time's up it's up. and then the hail it.