Lindsay Lohan anyone?

I'd like to be able to put on Nickelodeon and not worry about the kids I'm letting watch it be exposed to Miley Cyrus grinding a pole in stripper shorts. I don't think Miley needs to wear leather crotch riders to be popular, she had the Hannah Montana bullshit down... she could have thrown on a pair of jeans and been just fine. But I guess I'm just a prude and think kids should be able to turn on the Disney channel and not learn how to deep throat.