Sure, I can do that.

I have a serious issue saying no to people... I'll litterly bend over backwards to make things more convient for others, regardless of how it affects me. But latley I have been feeling so unappreciated and it sucks. I bit the bullet and said no to someone the other day, and I immedtly felt awful, I know I need to work on being more assertive and putting myself first but its so hard. It is just extremly difficult, I realize I am not perfect by and means, but I would like to think I am a generally goodhearted individual. So it sucks to give and give and give, and then get shit on. It's not like I expect anything in return, but it would be nice to feel like I have someone who would help me out in a jam, espicially after all of the things I've done for others.

Rent?

I'm looking for a place to rent that accepts dogs... I have a 14 year old cocker spaniel and a 1 and a half year old Golden Retriever. Both are very well behaved. I'm willing to pay pet rent, but am unable to find a place that will accept dogs. If anyone knows of a place, please contact me. I would be interested in either the Waupaca area or Appleton area.

Earth Day

So I had every intention of planting a tree for Earth Day, but... it rained, and I went shopping, and well... It's always easier to say you'll drop some seeds in the soil than to actually get your hands dirty. So what I did instead was...

#1) purchased a "Feed Bag" which is: "The FEED bag is designed to raise awareness and funds for hungry children and to help them get into school and out of hunger. Each FEED bag sold will provide a school year of meals for one child in need and give them the hope of an education and a regular meal. Whether you tote your FEED bag to school, work, play, or shop, remember that your bag helped to FEED and educate one child for one school year. “(more information can be found at: http://www.tomsshoes.com/ProductDetails.aspx?CategoryID=11&productID=35) TOMS is a shoe company that matches every pair of shoe purchased, and donates a pair to those in need in Africa. I strongly suggest checking it out, if you have time and/or extra change. I know it can be kind of expensive, but the way I look at it... I easily drop that much on a trip to Target or filling up my gas tank, why not make a difference?

#2) Donated to TWLOHA... TWLOHA (To Write Love On Her Arms) is a non-profit organization to prevent suicide/depression/cutting, etc. The story behind it can be found here... http://www.twloha.com/the_story.php

So I know neither of these things we're really all about hugging trees and kissing rainbows, but the way I figure it, we're just as much a part of the Earth as the oceans and sky. So why not help out each other? Anyway, I'm not going to go all hippie crazy talk on you. Just thought I'd share some honorable organizations with you.

BTW... I'll be walking for Autism Awareness this weekend in Neenah if anyone is interested in stopping by, feel free to e-mail me, it should be a good time.

10,000 sperm and you were the quickest

What’s up with news stations interviewing the most backwoods people they can find? I just saw a segment on a power outage in Green Bay and the woman they interviewed was missing half her teeth but managed to pull her salt and pepper mullet into a pony. Good thing I turned into the news, because her take on the story… “It woke up dwag up!” Reporters later informed me bar patrons socialized by candle light.

On another note… just because it’s April, and the snow has turned to slush does not warrant you permission to walk down town in your juicy sweat pants and slutty tank tops. If your who hang is hanging out, it’s time to put some clothes in. No one wants to see your pasty white crack addict body flaunting your Mother Theresa shaped mole.

Put clothes on, brush your teeth before the TV interview and turn off NASCAR. That is all.

$800 phone + $280/mo bill + $600 activation fee = coporate america

So I’ve made my next big purchase… The BlackBerry World Edition. Now I’ve only had the phone for about an hour, but it seems nice overall. However… there is no camera. I almost shit a brick at the cell store when the sales rep informed me of this. How the hell can the highest end cell not have such a common and now basic feature? It is like a Mercedes Benz without airbags. I am sure as soon as my trial period is over the BlackBerry will come out with an updated version that includes the camera. In that case, I will be glad I have taken out the insurance policy, as my cell may accidently become stolen.

P.S. the douche at Alltel told me it only came in black, but now that I went to the BlackBerry site to get a picture for my blog, I notice it is also available in red and silver. What a fucktard.